Judge, Jury, Executioner: Kevin Has Final Say on What Movie Everyone Watches Because It’s His Goddamn Sleepover

TUCSON, AZ– Sources at 1403 Hawthorne St. say that despite 10 kids sleeping over, Kevin has final say on what movie to put on. Though that didn’t stop Ben Romero, age 11, from tossing out a suggestion. “Whoa, did I hit my head?” said Kevin, touching his fingers to his head. “‘Cause I don’t remember it being your fucking sleepover.” Reports are that the whole situation became very awkward shortly after. Sources say the situation became so stiff that when Kevin’s mom brought in popcorn, she asked if everything was alright and everyone sort of just mumbled. After his mother’s departure Kevin, ignoring all suggestions, put on Trolls World Tour.